Recently overheard in the bathroom in my house while I sit on the couch: Kassidy is sitting on the potty, taking care of business and Jakob and Cade feel the need to keep her company.
Kassidy (sense of urgency): Jakob's in here!!
Me (I probably should get up and go get him, but I am so tired.): It's alright.
Kassidy: He's eating the ducky.
Me (At least it's not the toilet paper.): It's ok.
Kassidy: He's climbing on the stool.
Me(It won't hurt that bad if he falls off...I just need to sit here for a little bit and rest): He's fine.
Kassidy: Jakey's eating toilet paper.
Me:(Well, now I really should get up, but Jake was up 3 times last night with his teething and coughing...I just want to sit. At least tp is clean.) Ok
A little time goes by, the sound of talking, and moving around can be heard.
Kassidy: Jakey's eating poop.
Me: I'm up.
(For those worried about it, he wasn't eating poop, but he was standing at the toilet waiting for kassidy to get up...eating it was the next logical step.)