Top Ten Questions/Statements I Hardly Ever Asked/Made Before I Had Jakob (and a Husband)

Idea stolen from borrowed from Missy at It's Almost Naptime.

1. Please don't eat the wipes.

2. What's in your hair?

3. What are you wearing?

4. Please get off the table.

5. Please get out of the oven.

6. Didn't you wear that yesterday?

7. Please get out of the sink.

8. Why is your tongue blue?

9. How did you get up there?

10. Do you smell that?