Not Me My Child Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Ok this week things that my angelicy angel boy did NOT do:

~finish off his fingerpainting session by digesting the aforementioned painting.
~taste test anything related to what dogs eat and drink.
~did not cause any kind of sand deficit at the beach....especially by putting any in his mouth.

Nope. My darling angel child would NEVER do anything like that. I mean really. Ahem.


My buddy boy is so awesome and well-behaved that we sat all the way through church without having to get up and leave the auditorium to quiet his high-pitched-at-the-top-of-his-lungs crying and uh-ing. We didn't leave even one time. And definitely not 6 times. In an hour. Nope not Jake-arooni. Which is a good thing because we sit on the third row.

Also, Jakob is so good about leaving Mommy's and daddy's things alone that our car keys are always safe. Jakob never carries around David's truck keys and then run crying when he hits the 'panic' button and the truck begins honking incessantly. And he would never do it three times. In an afternoon. Nope. Jakob is a fast learner. He has never repeated his own blunders. Especially ones that tend to scare the pants off of him. Nope. Jakob never even touches the keys.....so how could he push the button?



Well, those are all of the things that MY Child has not been doing these days. If you have things that your child has not been doing, then head on over to MckMama's blog and MckLinky up the post that you do about it.